Snobvios - extrapolating on details innapropriately and with a touch of malice. Particularly after a joke and with intent to inflate the ego or impress.

It’s a stormy night and I am all alone. The light flickers eerily as I listen to music and Muse of the future. Well at least if I get murdered it will be classy

Two reasons I dislike throat infections

1 my head and throat cannot agree on consumption rate of cold things (damn you brain freezes)

2 it makes me want to nefariously kiss anyone who gets on my bad side

So the same reasons should keep me from wanting to tongue the ones I like but I like the idea of getting them knocked up with my evil throat baby. Though I do refrain if only so that it doesn’t come back to me. At least I cannot deny the evidence of my becoming a much darker more selfish person. Perhaps it is part of my being single so long.

Really a life gaurd is the least of my worries. I know it’s January, but it has been this way for months and in Louisiana that’s a lot of hot days, like today, it would be a great joint friendly exercise.

Finally finished Dracula. I wanted to like it I promise. But there where two main characters with no personality just there to finance the adventure and you can otherwise forget them. It’s mostly repetitious monologue after repetitious monologue. Stoker seems to forget things he has already revealed. Like OMG her teeth are sharp, then 80 pages of pointless monologue later, well at least we don’t have to worry until her teeth start to get sharp. I think he had a really good base idea. He just did not take the right parts quite far enough and half the monologue would suffice if he intended the book to be a drawn out monologue. And what’s with Van Helsing’s accent? Sometimes its so thick he sounds retarted then for the next three monologues it’s gone! And honestly the over abundance of useless male characters really just makes you expect a gang bang that never happens so I can see how with background like Dracula our modorn vampire writers took it there. Not to mention nonsensical relationships like OMG we are all so in love with this girl then a week after she is dead upon meeting girl two they are all OMG so in love do anything for you baby. So lets wrap, senseless conversation, sexual frustration, undeveloped relationships, and a main bad Guy/ the point that gets on maybe five pages. ( will edit this for flow later)

Five mile bike commute to work wouldn’t be so bad if you weren’t weak from being sick and it wasn’t raining oh and if they didn’t send yah home when you got there. Bosses always expect you to call if you cannot come in but oh how rare it is to find one that returns the favor.

So I got a couple second hand ferrets the other day. Not sure how good of an idea that was. Other than it costing a some coin of the realm, that could have gone towards proper transport, I keep trying to analyse if I really wanted ferrets again as something fun to care for or if I was impulsivly filling a void left by being away from my love, impoverished friend quantity, self doubt, and the universal condition of being alive. I have resolved to attempt turning a profit on them and if not then I have ferrets now :3 one is slightly boney while the other is quite obese. Got high calorie food stuffs for boney not sure how to cure the Juggernaut.

The womba has returned and under its relaxing spell I have put quite a dent in “Dracula”. Reviewing my Italian today was rather moot as I’ve no one to converse with in it, but hopefully soon shall be undertaking Irish with my sweetheart. Someone to talk with really nails it in. Unless you count a year of highschool Latin, this will be my fourth second language started, which I suppose speaks unfortunate volumes. Perhaps I shall cave in and also undertake Spanish, though my inner rebel is still disgusted by the commonality of it’s choice as a second language at least I shall have plenty of opportunity to practice. On a side note, while our nearby movie theater does have adjustable arm rests to improve cuddling it certainly not friendly towards co-cranial-habitation and my neck is mighty sore after finally watching “The Hobbit” And it took equal time to leave the theater as see it because our bright and shining police force decided to contraflow all traffic because of a weaponless and injuryless cat fight. At least I was stuck with my favorite person though it gave me that much more to worry about when our fellow trafficies started bellowing curses at one another, but I wouldn’t trade it for any length of time with anyone else.

Long time no blog, not that I was ever in the habbit. I just don’t feel as witty or spunky as olden days. Life in the new city has been far from glamorous, however dreadfully enriching. I miss the pile drivers from the construction two miles away. They made the entire area sound like a giant womba-bear. I’ve learned that a public bus will stop in the middle of no where for a dark man and everyone cheers for him but if a white girl is two feet from a bus stop the bus is full of curses because that girl be trippin. I found a crack pipe in a second hand jacket yesterday. Listening to my neighboors is like learning a new language. Not that I want to over hear their conversations at three in ghe morning or at any time but who can help but smile at such phrases like “bored as a bitch is a hoe”. Ah yes my life has been full of amusement, and I do mean it, though sometimes the enjoyment is strained. It has been three months and I have made zero friends and at least one stalker but I am still optimistic that I will meet someone super awesome, I mean with as many people as I’ve met the odds owe me like four best friends.

When to that lecture. the professor was from duke. he had a great topic but he seemed to be a bit obnoxious. when asked about how one of the essential ingredients was found he said basically he didnt know wasn’t his job no idea… really disrespectful to the intelligent man that figured it out. anyways they put together some chemicals and grow little metal rods then hope they mesh out in a path so signals can travel. and they are trying to make it thinner and thinner and cheaper.